Damon Lindelof’s fake movie for the BP oil spill is Armageddon 2. It should be Lost 2.
Damon Lindelof recently compose a blockbuster picture treatment for the Deepwater Horizon leak . His take ? “ We ’re gon na reverse - ARMAGEDDON this dogshit and call it a continuation . ” But hold off ! J.J. Abrams did Armageddon . Here ’s our idea of what Lindelof ’s script should resemble . Esquire asked Lindelof to transform BP ’s environmental clusterfuck into a gee - whiz popcorn thriller ....