Furry-like “goatman” in Utah perplexing hikers, baffling non-goatmen

Unlike Sasquatch or Ogopogo , the Goatman is a largely unheralded cryptidwhose half - homo , half - goat exploits are in the first place restrict to Maryland province moulding . Fortunately for all you self - avow Goatmaniacs out there , the Goatman has popped up late in Weber County , Utah , where a photographer shoot down him clamber near a herd of his full - goat brethren on Ben Lomond Peak .

Park officials are uncertain if Goatman 2012 ™ ( you heard it here first ) is a hunting watch , a photographer , or just your run - of - the - mill man who enjoys dressing up as a goat .

And in an rank superintendence , report seem to disregard the possibility that Goatman 2012 ™ is either A. ) a legitimate genetic mutation , whose life is filled with botheration , existential longing , and confusion as to why his Lord would craft such a cosmic scoff of both man and goat ; or B. ) a Redwall - loving transcendentalist looking to pen the fursuit community ’s solution to Walden .