To wee-wee or update Facebook with exposure from last nighttime ’s boozy saturnalia ? That is the key anatomic daddy culture question for our time .
This is true ! You see , according to a newfangled view about life ’s requisite , people with bladders far strong and larger than mine would rather have Facebook in their liveliness than a toilet . Take that , overestimate excretory system !
Facebook , on the other hand , has Zynga game and opportunities for hooking up with high schooling chums and , well , many other thing that are apparently much more important than void intestine or tidy kidneys .
All is not lost on today ’s youth , however , as the Sun and three other things actually locate before Facebook on the London Science Museum ’s 3,000 - person survey of “ thing you’re able to not be without . ” Internet was second , followed inquisitively by that life - giving elixir have sex as “ pee ” and a icebox ( where , we must assume , people are storing jars of excrement so they do n’t reek up the place ? ) .
If any of the seemingly immortal sight - taker out there want to comment on their superhuman Facebook - enabled power , please give us a Ping River . [ Daily MailviaCNET ]
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