Few things in life have shudder me more than the prospect of experience Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg tape their knuckles up andstep into a ringto settle their difference like a couple of misshapen Macaque scallywag tussling over a piece of fermented yield . If you have n’t heardabout this , I tap you to do a quick Google search and present yourself with the bizarre feud currently unfurl between two of Silicon Valley ’s biggest White House . If you ’re too lazy to do that , the short adaptation is this : Zuck and Musk , two of the world ’s richest , most derisory individuals , claim they ’re going to beat each other up for the benefit of a resilient audience — potentially atthe Octagonin Las Vegas .
It ’s out of the question to say for sure whether this is a outre publicity stunt or a genuine contravention between two grown man . All I know is that seeing two billionaire accustomed to the soft white glow of a computer monitoring machine trading badly direct body vaunt is an idea beyond exciting . In fact , as far as I know , there are only two people who are not excited by this estimate , and they are Elon Musk ’s parent .
In freestanding recent statements , Mommy and Daddy Musk both express their respective antipathy for the approaching sporting event featuring their son .
Photo: Kevork Djansezian (Getty Images)
Inan interviewwith The Sun newsprint , Musk ’s father , Errol Musk , admitted that the coming fighting was not a particularly good look for his offspring :
“ The thing is , if this half-baked engagement goes ahead , if Elon beats this guy , Elon will be address a bully , being so much grave and marvellous … While if he suffer , the humiliation would be total … Elon turn a loss if he wins and lose if he loses . ”
When it comes to the height and weight differentials , Elon does have something of an reward . TMZ Sportsreportsthat Musk stands 6 feet 1 column inch tall , while Zuckerberg is only 5’7 . He ’s also well heavier , which you could tell apart just by looking at the two of them . That said , Zuck has beentraining like Rambo — a gene that could offset the tallness and weight unit differentials if Musk is badly out of shape when the fighting pass off ( he currently does n’t appear to be in peak forcible condition , though he’sbetter offthan he was a year ago ) .
Anyway , the sr. Musk went on to claim that his Logos really know some kung - fu moves but might not have the grampus instinct needed to put Zuck down :
“ Elon nail purplish belt in JKA ( JapaneseKarate Association ) , the good . But he does not sleep together how to go for the killing . He cares too much . ”
Musk ’s mummy , Maye , also seems to be touch on that her 52 - year - old Logos is meddlesome plan a fistfight with another middle aged billionaire . In a serial of recent tweets , Elon ’s mom tried to channelize her boy away from violence .
“ struggle with words only . In armchair . Four feet apart . The funniest person wins , ” lady Musktweetedlast week . In a dissimilar tweet , she also claimed that the fight had been “ cancel ” at her behest . In still others , she playfully scolded rightwing podcaster Lex Fridman for encouraging the peer :
Do n’t encourage this match ! 😠 😠 https://t.co/CPbO1pITPH
— Maye Musk ( @mayemusk)June 22 , 2023
Musk ’s parents matter in on this is moderately funny because Elon has always sorta resembled a marvelous third grader who just materialise to have billions and one thousand million of dollars . It makes a certain amount of sense that his parent speak about him like he ’s still a little male child who needs to be reigned in .
But to that I say : Elon , like any grown kid deserving their Strategic Arms Limitation Talks , please do n’t listen to your parents . Please fight Mark Zuckerberg . Please make a preparation collage featuring Survivor ’s “ Eye of the Tiger . ” Please rain cats and dogs the competitiveness live to all the nations of the world . Do n’t let this once - in - a - life-time entertainment opportunity mistake by from us . The world is numerate on you .
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