Tech writers often get a rap for being shy wimpy nerd . And , you know , a flock of us are . But not Brent Rose , ourspace - reporting , booze - hacking , Android - dear - espousing , ( frequently found cross - dressing ) histrion - cum - writer from Berkeley , CA . While ride his cycle through Prospect Park last Nox , Brent stopped a radical of four jerk from mug a solitary citizen .
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In central for his valor , Brent won a trip to the hospital and an eventide in the law place . brant goose ’s a little set - up , regain from last Nox ’s festivities , or he ’d be writing this himself . Since we do n’t want to agitate his hero - cat sleep , I ’ll just show you the electronic mail he place last night :
From : Brent Rose[email protected]12:41 AM ( 8 hours ago )
To : captain
Captains ,
I ’m going to prove for the very short version here . I was riding my bike in the Park around 7 tonight when I determine four dudes stick the shit out of one guy wire . So I stop and basically got in between them , trying to defuse the situation . The main arsehole ( or so my size of it ) [ Ed : Brent is a passably prominent clotheshorse , for a tech author ] popped me one , and I fundamentally snapped , threw down my bike and wrestled him to the priming coat . unluckily his three asshole buddies jump in , perforate and kicking me in the school principal and neck ( got my case a little , too ) . Luckily , I was wearing my bike helmet [ Ed : Safety first ! ] or I might not be write this from home . All in all , I ’m okay . They arrested the four assholes , and I had to go to the police place , and then to the hospital for stitch , etc .
So , I ’m basically fine : five stitch above my optic , some skin off my articulatio cubiti , some gnarly bruises on my forehead , and a seriously sore cervix . The doctors pronounce I ’m probably going to find like shit for the next few day , which I ’m betting is rightful . So , I ’d like to work from family tomorrow , is what I ’m saying . Hesh is basically done with the fitmodo video ( just had to had some titles , basically ) , and I ’ll publish it up in the morning . mayhap not first thing in the morning , but it ’ll be ready by the afternoon.[Ed : He can have the day off . ] I ’ve got a couple meetings scheduled for Thursday , but nothing I ca n’t strike down , so depending how I ’m feel ( and search ) we ’ll see about Thursday / Friday . Oh , i also require to make a dental practitioner appointment because I think I chip a tooth . All this cool ? promise so .
experience free to pass this on to the repose of the squad , I just figured you captain family line should fuck first .
The screwing is wrong with people ?
Fucking coward arse .
-B
So yeah , objectively speaking , what Brent did was a small stupid : He essentially volunteer to be mugged . But you know what , who manage . He ’s a hero . And in a humanity where so many of us feel unfearing enough to take on the earth within the confines of the Internet , it ’s nice to hump that some people step up to the denture in meatspace as well .
So please , do n’t try this at home , and please fall in me in wishingBrent Rosea rapid recuperation . Oh , and please please please take a lesson from my lone note on Brent ’s functioning : If you ever discover yourself in a similar situation , use your engineering : Call the law instead of trying to oppose four beau single - handedly .
Heroes
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