Gadgets like this Beer - fill USB Flash Drive really make me oppugn the rudiments . More than my first - year university philosophy class did , anyway . experiential angst , the fall of western civilization , and “ customizable floaties ” after the jump . Is capitalist economy really that great , if it leads to beer - filled USB flash lamp drives with “ optional customizable float target ” inside ? Should we Americans really be that pleased with our spare speech , if it means I get emails from people who make news bulletin drives with BEER in them ? And am I really secure with myself as a gadget dork , getting all worked up over the late and corking shining toys , if that same email gas about the floating objects being in 3D ? How could they be anything but 3-D , when they ’re actual , physical objects ? I ca n’t pretend like the domain is the same after this . The sun does n’t glisten as lustrous . The air does n’t taste as sweet . Congratulations , Beer - Filled USB parkway Manufacturer . You ’ve broken me . [ CNK ]
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