I doubt that words can do justice to the uncurbed fulfillment a man receives when stand next to abacon lampbirthed from his own brilliance .
Flickr user kmkelley617 ’s 1st Baron Verulam lamp is actual and it ’s ( mostly ) eatable . The spook is made out of 99 % hand-loomed Viscount St. Albans which was then baked as a mould in the oven , in all likelihood so kmkelley617 would n’t find himself violently inauspicious should he get mouthy in the middle of a spontaneous - yet - inevitable man - on - lamp lovemaking session .
The only room we see for improvement is to replace that lightbulb with something of a higher wattage so the lamp becomes a dual Roger Bacon idol / bacon cooker , rather than solely the former . [ flickrviaOddity CentralviaThe Presurferviatechnabob ]

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