If you have n’t readthis Fast Companyarticle on how one of the two handsome carrot farmer are trying to sell you infant cultivated carrot as detritus food for thought , you really should . The whole thing is hilarious and absurd to the level where you inquire whether or not this is real . But oh — it ’s actual . So tangible that there ’s now an iOS plot for child carrots .
In it , you play as a helmeted dude , riding a Eruca sativa - power shopping go-cart that ’s REALLY power by baby carrots . It ’s free , of form , so if you want a glimpse into how an industriousness is trying to betray something to you so hard and desperately that you just want to give up and purchase a bag out of pity , this is it . [ iTunes ]
Update : Apparentlyyou trigger turbo by crunching a baby Daucus carota sativa into the mic . This app just bring forth better and good .
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