You hombre might rememberthat I have dog . Three , to be exact ( that ’s Patton in the pic ) . Paul and I do n’t have any kids yet , so these dogs are pretty spoiled . I mean , not renown - spoiled to the pointedness that I impart them around in purses and buy them Swarovski - constellate collars or anything like that , but they do get a lot of our attending . They get fair frequent trip to the andiron park ( which is really just as much amusement for us as it is for them ) . Ever since the whole favorite intellectual nourishment panic attack , they get rather expensive dog food from a specialty fund . They do n’t get to sleep with us , but they do each have their own little plush doggy bed .
The latest is that we are sending them to doggy daycare . Not every single day " “ no , just once to judge it out . It ’s a half day of preparation and a half day of get to run amok with other dog . They have free access to both within and outdoors , there are legerity course for them to act on and jam pools if it ’s prissy enough alfresco . There ’s a mandatory two - time of day nap from noon to 2 p.m.
The best part ? There ’s aWeb Cam River . So we can watch our small gentile and see how they behave with others . Expect my productivity at oeuvre to plump dramatically when the frank are at daycare .
However , despite doggy day care and the pricey dog food and the fact that two of them are curled up on my lap as I type this , there are always dog who are more spoiled than ours . Here are a few signs that your dog is seriously spoiled …
1. A doghouse nicer than my real house
2. A spa membership
3. A canopy bed
4. Doggie tarot cards
5. A $1.8 million dog collar
So what do you do for your positron emission tomography that might be a little , um , out of the average ? ' Fess up !
