The Shredder has always been the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ’ most pernicious enemy , but the TMNT ca n’t fight an evil ninja every day of the week . It would get boring ! So of course their rascal ’s art gallery extend to include mutants , foreigner , fiend and … uh , a guy cable named Joey . Here ’s a bread maker ’s twelve of the TMNT ’s least formidable foes .
1 ) Bellybomb
expect at this guy . Any metre an alien is phallic and knock it ’s bad news program , but Bellybomb makes it worse in that his elementary offensive weapon is his bad breath . Bellybomb was shun to the planet Morbus for “ extortion , armed robbery , man - feeding , brain poaching , somebody thievery , and impersonating a deity named Bob . ” Which , ha ha , Bob ’s a funny name but the buster stole hoi polloi ’s souls . That ’s messed up .
2 ) Rahzar
This villain from the second live - action TMNT movie was a mutated wolf with Brobdingnagian durability … and the mind of a one - class - sure-enough . While most major villains would see these minion as problematical , unusable , or even just sad , Shredder of course made major plan base around them . The Turtles beat Rahzar and his as dysfunctional cohort Tokka by give them donuts laced with anti - mutagen serum , and then shooting fervidness extinguishers down their throats when they begin belch too much . Do n’t ask .
3 ) Demoness of Yomi
At one head , Raphael and the TMNT enemy - grow - protagonist Ninjara were in the Nipponese underworld ( long news report ) when a buxom demoness appear . She was , of course of action , sexually attracted to the anthropomorphic turtle Raphael and threaten to strand both mutants in blaze if Raphael would n’t stay with her … with the obvious implication that he ’d be her fuckslave , of course . Raphael call her bluff and escaped , but still , weird .
4 ) Wyrm
One day , a sanitation doer slipped and fell into Shredder ’s drivel can . This was enough to turn him into Wyrm , a worm mutation . Now , leave alone aside the fact that Shredder just throws away radioactive wasteland in a scraps can — or , even more insanely , than Shredder pays the metropolis to on a regular basis pick up his garbage — no one sober could ever perchance manage to precipitate into a trash can , make Wyrm ’s beginning even more wretched . He died when fight the slightly less embarrassing Scumbug in the sewer , when some nearby powerlines came escaped and fry them both .
5 ) Megadeath
Alas , the Turtles were never menaced by Dave Mustaine ’s post - Metallica metal band . rather , Megadeath was a group of cyborgs made up of Dead - Eye , Fist , Lynch and Waster , who somehow managed to murder seven of the TMNT ’s closest mutant friends in the Archie comic Christian Bible series , including Mondo Gecko . For extra playfulness , the Turtles apparently told Waster they ’d let him exist if he revealed some info about an alien invasion , which Waster gladly give up , “ But due to his participation with the massacre of the Mutanimals , the Turtles go back on their word and drink down him as well . ” Fun ! It ’s also deserving noting that Lynch wore a giant skull on his crotch .
6 ) Monsterex
I literally know only two thing about Monsterex : 1 ) he is a nuclear fusion of Dracula , the Wolfman , the Mummy , Frankenstein ’s monster , and the Creature from the Black Lagoon , and 2 ) he is the capital character in Western literature . He was created when Krang fired a beam at a goggle box showing a definitive horror movie marathon ( please do not cerebrate too toilsome about this ) . I want a Monsterex comedian , book serial , TV show , and moving-picture show franchise STAT .
7 ) May East
Just your mediocre evil sorceress who wear out skulls for a bra and who happens to be April O’Neil ’s root , whom April incidentally come alive up and who then possesses Splinter , thrust the Turtles to fight down their master . Now , May does n’t just possess Splinter ; she actually shrinks and goes inside his brain , and the TMNT and April do the same , and they all have a zany engagement in Splinter ’s psyche . Somehow establish Splinter sternutation saves the day and eventually May just leaves and no one manage .
- Vid Vicious
Part man , part orbiter dish . I … think that ’s all that needs be said , really .
9 ) Bloodsucker
Apparently during a certain time Raphael was being an asshole and interfering with the Turtles ’ training with Master Splinter . The other three Turtles decide to get back at Raphael by putting a parasite on him , like you do . For some reason , the bloodsucker sop up the mutagen out of Raphael , not blood , and became an anthropomorphic leech - gentleman while Raphael reverted back to a regular turtle . I convey this up mostly because the fashion this trouble was solved is that Raphael the polo-neck had to bite Bloodsucker and suck his own mutagen back out of the animal . At which point the turtles return the leech back to the river where they establish it .
10 ) Joey
What , you do n’t know of the villainous TMNT villain named … Joey ? Well , it ’s probably for the best . Joey was a low - level mob goon whose motortruck full of … something bad was hijacked by the Turtles . As his rabble boss was about to have Joe executed for losing said hand truck and making up a story about anthropomorphic turtles train in ninjitsu , the TMNT break open in to quetch ass , causing the rout boss to die of a heart attack and Joey to go insane . He basically became a turtle - obsessed Punisher , with the preeminence that he thought everyone he saw was a turtle . Somehow , Joey get over the Turtles to their den and set on , at which item Master Splinter pull some crazy ninja mind trick and convinced Joey he too was a turtle . Joe committed suicide . The terminal .
11 & 12 ) Kid Cortex and Oxymoron
Okay , examine to keep up : Christopher Columbus discovered America with his pal Louie . When Columbus plump back home Louie decided to start up a farm in New York . This farm for no reason whatsoever subsist in another attribute , except for one day ever hundred , when it appears in New York City ’s Times Square . On the day in question , a smart , belligerent goat and ludicrous Samson get out the farm , travel to NYC ’s sewers , drink gutter water supply with mutagen in it , and become Kid Cortex and Oxymoron . They decide to turn Central Park into their own farm . The TMNT hear to stop them . Kid Cortext and Oxymoron really kick their asses , and the only reason they give up their prime NYC substantial estate is because Louie Columbus somehow manages to convince them to . Whatever the Michael Bay - produced TMNT pic will do to their turtles , it wo n’t be more ridiculous than this .
13 ) Null
The Demoness of Yomi was n’t the only come across the TMNT would have with Hell . In fact in the Archie comics , they ’re main antagonist was a cuss constitute Mr. Null , who was arguably Satan himself . He was always trying to destruct the surroundings and had plans to sell Earth to an alien named Maligna ; the more iniquity he did , the more demonic he commence to bet , with horns germinate from his oral sex and jumbo bat - wings from his back . He also controlled four demon patterned after the four horseman of the apocalypse . Certainly , a more formidable foe than Bebop or Rocksteady . Or Joey , for that matter .
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