Complaint for Injunctive and Other Relief from “The Mutant Chronicles”
Because I can not expunge the memory of meandering , judgement - wiping tedium and flabbergastation that is the fresh Thomas Jane flicker The Mutant Chronicles , I am lodging a formal but nonlegal complaint . I submit to you , good pop culture judge , the case for why The Mutant Chronicles — a feature film starring Thomas “ Punisher ” Jane and Ron “ Hellboy ” Perlman now out on DVD in Europe — is quite possibly the worst movie ever made , and therefore should be subject to an enjoining preventing it from being watched by anyone , for any reason ....